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I play piano, saxophone and the ukulele. - Racecar is a palindrome. I like that. I also like Dragon Robots. - "The people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind." - I reblog Supernatural / DoctorWho / TMI and just general humour crap.
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I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
(via fairlyevenparents)
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
(via beyoncesasshole)
nintendo may be cartoony and cutesy about their games but atleast they try to break the mold and not repeatedly make 1st person shooters with white male protagonists
(Source: lauukin, via peace-and-laughter)
This website has become the equivalent of jokes on popsicle sticks and laffy taffy wrappers
(via a-study-in-lobo)
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via theghostfacersfoundthetardis)
who would name their kid zoey 101
her name is zoey and 101 is her dorm number at the school…
no her name is zoey 101 watch the show please
(Source: slydig, via peace-and-laughter)
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
(via darnni)
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
and like six hundred fictional characters
(via supermattural)
If I have a daughter, I will name her Stacy. I will be Stacy’s mom. And I will have it going on.
(via who-da-best)
